when we were last here we named our offspring,
but we never even did it, we never really did anything.
we shared a birthday so we shared a do and they cooked my/your clothes when i was upstairs with you.
i/you did the sheet trick,
you/i did a yawn so i/you went out with the boys,
stealing the milk at dawn.
i was a virgin, you were on holiday
– i’d had seven gl*sses when she asked me to stay.
so i let the wine decide what i should do.
at least i was careful
– i remember it was blue.