lirik lagu assistant principal’s big day – adam sandler
-ssistant princ-p-l’s big day
[speaking through a microphone]
“good morning students and faculty,
if i could have your attention please.
as you may, or may not know,
princ-p-l cambell will not be here for the rest of the week due to a throat infection.
leaving me, -ssistant princ-p-l dunbar,
as the school’s lone administrator for the next few days.”
“though the policies set forth by princ-p-l cambell will remain the same,
there will be some additional regulations you must also follow.”
“number one –
smoking outside the administration building will only be allowed during lunch periods.”
“number two –
the girls’ showering facilities will be moved from the locker room into my inner office where i can watch the girls wash their br–sts and b-ttocks while i play with myself.”
“number three –
while showering, none of the girls will be allowed to snicker or laugh at the size of my genitalia.
eye contact with me is also prohibited.”
“number four –
girls are encouraged to wash each other freely as i build towards -rg-sm.”
“number five –
while i am -j-c-l-ting, the boys gymnastic team must undress each other
spread eagle in front of me and satify each other orally until i have completed -j-c-l-ting.”
“finally, rule number six –
any student caught writing grafitti or defacing school property will be automatically suspended,
unless they are masturbating.”
“if you have any questions about these new regulations,
i will be in my office spanking it with a thumb up my -ss.”
“good day”
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