lirik lagu caught me one handed – bob rivers
shaggy, are you in there?”
“i’m, uh, uh busy right now, i’ve got…”
“oh my god!”
“ughhhhh”
oh no! mommy came in and she caught me one-handed
dreamin’ about the girl next door
picture this i was workin’ that gherkin
shoulda’ locked that bedroom door
how could i get caught while was i pickin’up a pound of
meat?
all this time she was standin’ there
i’m polishing my good friend pete
when you are young man you need a little thrilla
keep a dirty magazine underneath your pilla
you never admit when you tenderize your steak
or when you been wrestling with a one-eyed snake
a box a kleenex on the counter
i was in heat
a tube of lotion on the sofa
to beat my meat
hear my breathing getting louder
i was in heat
all the sudden it was over
mommy came in and she caught me one handed
lookin’ for the unicorn
“mom, geez!”
picture this i had roped that pony
had him in a tug of war
how could i be casual while the general salutes my
feet?
and the bishop he was standin’ there shiverin’ for lack
of heat
“come on, lil’ fella”
can you tell that i am embarr-ssed for that shame that
i caused?
so that purple headed warrior will have to be flogged
when you start to stimulatin’ your little fella’
you’re strokin’ that bat like a young lou piniella
you’ll never get a real woman, ain’t no way
but you can play choke it with the chicken all day
mommy came in and she caught me one-handed
dreamin’ about the girl next door
picture this i was working that gherkin
shoulda’ locked that bedroom door
how could i get caught while was i pickin’ up a pound
of meat?
all this time she was standin’ there
i’m polishing my good friend pete
lirik lagu lainnya :
- kumpulan lirik lagu j sevad › lirik lagu medianoche – j. sevad
- kumpulan lirik lagu krechet › lirik lagu mr nobody – krechet
- kumpulan lirik lagu lil putz › lirik lagu diss pra talarica raspa canela – lil putz
- kumpulan lirik lagu lonepsi › lirik lagu j’aime quand tu te déshabilles – lonepsi
- kumpulan lirik lagu kiim venus › lirik lagu santo antônio – kiim venus
- kumpulan lirik lagu prizrakparen flizzer › lirik lagu сэкс (sex) – prizrakparen & flizzer
- kumpulan lirik lagu бредишь bredish › lirik lagu дэмо 14 (demo 14) – бредишь (bredish)
- kumpulan lirik lagu slimesito › lirik lagu for the low – slimesito
- kumpulan lirik lagu saca › lirik lagu cruise control – saca
- kumpulan lirik lagu devlin et al › lirik lagu petty – devlin et. al