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lirik lagu e=mc vagina – jon lajoie

(aahhh yeah, i’m back…b-tches)

women are equal and they deserve respect,
just kidding, they should suck my d-ck.
v-g-n- (what) … v-g-n- (what) …
i want to have s-x with your v-g-n- (uhh)
v-g-n- (what) … v-g-n- (what) …
2 plus 2 = v-g-n- (uhh)

my love is like lightning …
it gives girls -rg-sms.
my d-ck is like an airplane …
it gives girls -rg-sms.

i’m the wayne gretzky of s-xual stuff.
i’m the hulk hogan of slamming m-ff.
i’m the indiana jones of exploring crotch.
i’m the shakespeare of enormous c-ck.
i’m the helen keller of having s-x.
no, wait … that’s a bad example.

why did my p-n-s cross the road?
to get to the other …
v-g-n- (what) … v-g-n- (what) …
i want to have s-x with your v-g-n- (uhh)
v-g-n- (what) … v-g-n- (what) …
e=mc v-g-n-

i’ve got a present for you right here.
actually, it’s not a present …
it’s my p-n-s and i like to call it the spear
cause spears are long and hard, just like my p-n-s.

i don’t like it when you talk,
cause that just means your not sucking my c-ck.
love is for girls and gays,
if you wanna be with me it goes one of two ways …
either you have s-x with me …
or you have s-x with me.

i have really good s-x moves,
that i learned in china.
i’m a s-xual tiger,
and i feed on v-g-n- (raahhrr)

v-g-n- (what) … v-g-n- (what) …
i want to have s-x with your v-g-n- (uhh)
v-g-n- (what) … v-g-n- (what) …
what time is it? it’s v-g-n-.

what’s the difference between a girl’s mouth and a girl’s v-g-n-?
there is none … i want my p-n-s to be inside both of those things.

i’m a good s-x man.
girls love my s-x.
i’m a good s-x man,
because my s-x is the best.

i’m like jean claude van damme,
but instead of fighting people,
i have s-x with them!

- jon lajoie

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