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lirik lagu everyday normal crew – jon lajoie

hey yo! f-ck nwa (get the f-ck outta here).
f-ck g unit (f-ck that sh-t).
f-ck d12 (motherf-cker! ).
get the f-ck out of the way (f-ck you b-tch! ).
normal motherf-cking crew (motherf-cker! ).
everyday normal crew (what what what what! ).

we just a regular everyday normal crew,
you can f-ck with us cause we wont f-ck with you.
we just a regular everyday normal crew,
once a month we get drunk and watch terminator 2.

we just a regular everyday normal crew,
if you’re hot b-tches were too shy to talk to you.
we just a regular everyday normal crew,
and we get joy spending time with our families.

this is my bro j-a to the s-o-n yo,
the best at mike tysons punch out on nintendo.
from gl-ss joe to macho man, yo he f-cks sh-t up,
then tyson goes down with a star upper-cut.

and he’s also pretty good at super mario 3,
but he doesn’t use the flutes cause he doesn’t like cheats.
like the contra code that he really doesn’t like,
up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right,
then b, a, b, a, select, start you got 30 lives.
he says that sh-ts for p-ss-es who don’t know how to fight.

yo this my man cheese, better known as cheese bread,
we call him that cause every time he gets out of bed
he puts 5 slices of cheese on 5 slices of bread.
microwaves that sh-t, eats it, then goes back to bed.
sleeps 12 hours a day and he doesn’t like asian food.
that’s right b-tches, he doesn’t like asian food.
he doesn’t like the taste of soy sauce,
personally i love that sh-t but he does not.

yo ben is my friend that owns every dvd
from goonies to time cop to beverly hills cop 3.
dark knight, first knight, a knights tale, and knight rider,
he even owns the motherf-cking movie street fighter.

i borrow them from him i never pay to rent a movie,
as long as i take care of the box and don’t scratch the dvd,
cause last week i borrowed city slickers and it got scratched,
i was hoping that he wouldn’t notice when i brought it back.
but he did and he was p-ssed so i apologized to him
and he forgave me and i asked him if i could borrow the movie twins.
he was reluctant to do so, but he knows i love devito,
with schwarzenegger, that’s a motherf-cking comedic duo!

we just a regular everyday normal crew,
we own our tickets to alanis morissette in june.
we just a regular everyday normal crew,
we bust gats and cadillacs in grand theft auto 2.

we just a regular everyday normal crew,
no party is a party without a phil collins too.
we just a regular everyday normal crew,
and when one of us gets a haircut we make fun of them.

yo this is d and he’s a big f-cking wrestling fan,
monday night raw, smackdown, and all the sh-t from the past.
like macho man randy savage and hulkamania,
every year he travels to attend wrestlemania.

it may come as no surprise that he’s never had s-x,
but it doesn’t bother him cause he has the internet.
he jerks off to freaky sh-t like 2 girls 1 cup,
he’s f-cked up i tried watching it i f-cking threw up.

this my n-gg- kc (what the f-ck did you just call me?),
sorry, i’ll say friend.

this is my friend kc the only black friend in the crew,
not because were racist every race is welcome in the group.
truthfully he’s a friend of a friend i don’t know him that well,
but not because he’s black my favorite actors are denzel
and samuel l. jackson, i also like bill paxton,
but not because he’s white, but because of his acting.

this is my friend cleo, she really likes the beatles,
her favorite is mccartney and her least favorite is ringo.
a year ago i asked her to go on a date with me she said no,
she said she’d rather just be friends and thought i’d cry and ran home.
and since then we rarely make eye contact when we speak,
which is awkward cause we all hang out at least two times a week.

finally, i aint me without my best friend steve,
he’s got my motherf-ckin back although he’s weaker than me.
h-ll probably have a heart attack sometime soon,
but until then he’s my top gun like f-cking tom cruise.

jon lajoie: say it
steve: nah
jon lajoie: say it, cmon say it.
steve: nah
steve: you want some of this b-tch! money! have a nice day b-tch!

if you play organized sports say, h-ll yeah.
if you watch 24 say, h-ll yeah.
if the only -ss you see is in p-rn say, h-ll yeah.
if you eat chocolate when you’re bored say, h-ll yeah.

i eat chocolate, a lotwhen i’m bored. um, i should stop though
my metabolism is slowing down. i also like piecherryrhubarb.

we just a regular everyday normal crew,
the jokes getting old i f-cking agree with you.
we just a regular everyday normal crew,
i just repeat the same sh-t from normal guy 1 and 2.

we just a regular everyday normal crew,
what a twist with this one and rapped about my friends too.
we just a regular everyday normal crew,
i think this cows been milked drymotherf-cker!

steve: you want some of this b-tch? you’ll never get it-ts gonna go right up my -sshole

- jon lajoie

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