this is a song called the history of tenacious d
and its not just a list of bullsh*t that we’ve done in the past
it’s a chronicling of our rise, to power!
we ride with kings on mighty steeds
across the devils plain
we’ve walked with jesus and his cross
he did not die in vain, no!
we’ve run with wolves, we’ve climbed k2
even stopped a moving train
we’ve traveled through sp*ce and time my friends
to rock this house again, rock!!
we ride and we ride and we’ll never subside
and we’ll ride till the planets collide
and if you say that we do not ride
i’ll tan you’re f*cking hide, ride!!
kyle’s fingers be silver, jacks voice then be gold
but lest you think we’re vain
we know you’re all robots and we don’t care
tenacious d, we reign!
we rei-eign, supreme, ooooh god!!
burrito supreme, and a chicken supreme
and a cutl*ss supreme
go now kyle! 1-2-3