i heart burgers
throw my burger in the air
and i drink some of your soda
then i do a little bit of hopscotch
and bust out the macarena
then i train my dog to sit
and then i train my mom to sit
knit a sweater to impress the girls
but i’m not very good at knitting
that was the most embarr*ssing thing i’ve ever done,
but the girls taking pictures, thought that it was fun
i was running away and i tripped on my pants,
but i saved myself with the cool breakdance!
now it’s time to eat my burger
and enjoy it’s awesome taste.
i’m gonna open my mouth super wide
and catch it with my face.