i bought a porsche
and i’m leavin’ grand rapids
quit my job, quit my school
quit this place
my mother cried, my father was fried
hey, i’ve got no time, man
i wanna say goodbye to my babes
i like girls
i dumped on sheila on thursday
i’ll drop melissa today
i’ll kiss some tears off of donna
ask if she’ll call on shauna
amanda and sandra and kay
i like girls, i love ’em to death
hey, valentino, you goin’ somewhere?
you wouldn’t sneak out on me, would you?
what’s that, a blond hair?
he must visualize himself an errol flynn
i see myself a suave, sophisticated lover
i’ll meet a rich hot old hollywood dame
you see, my ultimate goal
will be my life bein’ told
in a penthouse letter that i can frame
and keep at home, i like girls
i love ’em, oh, yeah, new luggage?
did you say you were going somewhere?
oh, just out for some fresh air
does she have a nice pair?
he was swallowed alive by the freeway
turned into an ant on parade
he bravely drove off that beast
aimed his car back to the east
why be a snack?
at home a feast for the girls
i like girls, i really like ’em
well, well, well, look who’s back, run out of gas?
patty, i was just gonna call you
look, i left donna and shauna
and katy and carrie
melissa and dena
i just didn’t have any use for ’em
i just want you
really, no, really, honest