lirik lagu mother’s day song – adam sandler
crazy chinese resturant guy:
he dine and dash me! he chew and screw me! he sip and skip me!
police:
what?
crazy chinese resturant guy:
he no pay for his four scorpion bowl.
davey:
oh, boy.
i’m the kinda guy that can’t stand the holiday
so i drink them all away
that’s me
i don’t decorate no trees
and i won’t eat no potato lakees
but i’ll give this old ladies melons a squeeze
that’s just who i am
well i’ll never spin a dreidel
but i’ll always throw an egg
and i’ll charliehorse your leg- for laughs
while you’re singing your holiday tune
i’m acting like the town bafoon
whipping out my big white scary moon
and blowing a beef your way
i hate folks who think reindeer are cute
to me they’re just something to shoot
i hate love, i hate you, i hate me
well i’m a snowmobile stealing
no ’tis the season’ feeling
kind of guy (kind of guy)
this time of year sucks
so i take my numchucks
and make sure every snowman dies
believeing in santa’s all wrong
and chaunaka’s eight days too long
i hate love, i hate you, i hate me
i hate love, i hate you, i hate me
lirik lagu lainnya :
- kumpulan lirik lagu m and k › lirik lagu make life dey okay – m and k
- kumpulan lirik lagu fabolous › lirik lagu the world is yours freestyle – fabolous
- kumpulan lirik lagu brandon james › lirik lagu coochie rap$ – brandon james
- kumpulan lirik lagu the specials › lirik lagu leave it out (re-recorded) – the specials
- kumpulan lirik lagu d12 › lirik lagu kick in the door (murder inc. diss) – d12
- kumpulan lirik lagu el tri › lirik lagu si mexico ganar el mundial – el tri
- kumpulan lirik lagu dagarca › lirik lagu bored of me – dagarça
- kumpulan lirik lagu pimf › lirik lagu vs. klaus bukkake – [hr halbfinale – vbt 2012] – pimf
- kumpulan lirik lagu rye bread › lirik lagu stop talking – rye-bread
- kumpulan lirik lagu joker turkiye › lirik lagu azraili meşgul etme – joker (türkiye)