lirik lagu my fanny pack – smosh
my f-nny pack
walkin’ down the street and everybody’s starin’
just jealous of what i’m wearin’
that’s right it’s a f-nny pack, b-tches
hot pink and matches my britches
you’re thinking “that guy’s insane
d-mn, what’s his name? what’s wrong with his brain?”
i’m perfectly sane, just hear what i say
everything i need’s just one zip away
my f-nny pack, my f-nny pack is all i need
it’s on my waist while i shower and while i pee
it holds my hairspray so i look good every day
it holds me tight and keeps the boogie man away
you can’t mess with my f-nny pack, i’m a maniac
it’s a fact, you better watch your back
packs more than a back pack
one time i looked inside and i found an imac
only tough guys wear f-nny packs
hulk hogan, chuck norris and this guy…
diss me and you better watch your back
i’ll smack you with my 20 pound f-nny pack
i’ve been attacked by a wild beast
i think it was a furry hippopotamus from greece
i needed a weapon for the fight
what i pulled out was a stick of dynamite
makes great gifts for the holidays
“it’s my d-ck in a pack, babayyyy”
if you talk smack, i’ll put you in my sack
what’s this? it’s midget in my f-nny pack!