i wish you could meet my girlfriend, my girlfriend who lives in canada.
she couldn’t be sweeter
i wish you could meet her,
my girlfriend who lives in canada!
her name is alberta
she lives in vancouver
she cooks like my mother
and sucks like a hoover.
i e-mail her every single day
just to make sure that everything’s okay.
it’s a pity she lives so far away, in canada!
last week she was here, but she had the flu.
’cause i wanted to introduce her to you
it’s so sad
there wasn’t a thing that she could do
but stay in bed with her legs up over her head!
i wish you could meet my girlfriend,
but you can’t because she is in canada.
i love her, i miss her, i can’t wait to kiss her,
so soon i’ll be off to alberta!
i mean vancouver!
sh-t! her name is alberta, she lives in vancou-
she’s my girlfriend!
my wonderful girlfriend!
yes i have a girlfriend, who lives in canada!
and i can’t wait to eat her p-ssy again!