vegan living, so healthy and clean
so much brown rice, so many mung beans
and no meat, not one bite of meat
juicy meat, succulent meat.
instead i get, gluten and sea weed stew.
rice milk and lentils and f*ckin tofu
i respect every creature from horse, fowl and owl
i’d blow a goat for some bacon right now
yeah i’d blow a goat for some bacon, right now
you eat your southern fried chicken
and i’ll just have fruit
how’s that t-bone?
no really, it’s cool
i’ll just chew on this turnip root
with a couple chick peas
kill me please
i’m tired of hummus
and bulgur wheat
tofurkey tof*ck yourself
i want some meat
i respect every creature the birds and the bees
well i’d eat the sh*t out some whopper with cheese
believe me i’d f*ck up that whopper with cheese
(whoa) alfalfa sprouts and a red bean
a handful of trail mix
mmm what a treat
how about some soy yogurt served in a bowl?
i’d rather eat a hobo’s *sshole
yeah i’d rather eat a hobo’s *sshole