lirik lagu ode to slimy bassless – [spunge]
you’ve got your volvo and yor little mortgage.
all your things of value all wrapped up in storage.
you’ve got 2.4 children named d-ck and jane.
they look like ken and barby and you dress them both the same.
you’ve got a dog named rover, a cat named moggy,
you’re wife wont let you in the car if it gets a little foggy.
i dont wanna be the one to say that you got boring,
but you walk you dog at 6: 30am every morning.
this is an ode to slimy b-ssless, a guy who for now who should remain nameless.
but you could have been with us, could have been on the trip, yeah.
but you traded in your ticket for a pair of carpet slippers.
your in the same job till the day that you retire,
you happy just to sit home, your feet up by the fire.
it’s ok to spend all of your fridays down the pub,
but you should have drawn the line at joining the caravan club,
you’d rather stay home and watch t.v. than come out and socialise with li’l ol’ me.
i dont wanna be the one to say that you got boring,
but when you start talking people start yawning.
this is an ode to slimy b-ssless, a guy who for now who should remain nameless.
but you could have been with us, could have been on the trip, yeah.
but you traded in your ticket for a pair of carpet slippers.
this is an ode to slimy b-ssless, a guy who for now who should remain nameless.
you wash and clean your car out every single sunday mornign.
you still enjoy surprises, you just need alot of warning.
you concentrate on golf now to improve your handicap,
you sit down for a harty meal then lie down for a nap.
you think you’re wifes at bingo but she’s here with me instead,
you wouldnt misunderstnad her if you just listened to what she said.
i dont wanna be the one to say that you got boring,
but you’ve lived and work and you probably die in the same town you were born in.
this is an ode to slimy b-ssless, a guy who for now who should remain nameless.
but you could have been with us, could have been on the trip, yeah.
but you traded in your ticket for a pair of carpet slippers.
this is an ode to slimy b-ssless, a guy who for now who should remain nameless.
this is an ode to slimy b-ssless, a guy who for now who should remain nameless.
but you could have been with us, could have been on the trip, yeah.
but you traded in your ticket for a pair of carpet slippers.
this is an ode to slimy b-ssless, a guy who for now who should remain nameless.
lirik lagu lainnya :
- kumpulan lirik lagu michighan › lirik lagu mi universo – michighan
- kumpulan lirik lagu ggoss › lirik lagu cmtrr – ggoss
- kumpulan lirik lagu руслан горобец ruslan gorobets › lirik lagu виолетта (violet) – руслан горобец (ruslan gorobets)
- kumpulan lirik lagu madonna › lirik lagu i don’t search i find (honey dijon clubmix) – madonna
- kumpulan lirik lagu revolver › lirik lagu vidas – revolver
- kumpulan lirik lagu keith sweat › lirik lagu lady de jour – keith sweat
- kumpulan lirik lagu air traffic controller › lirik lagu the work – air traffic controller
- kumpulan lirik lagu rob de nijs › lirik lagu zeg maar niets – rob de nijs
- kumpulan lirik lagu lil purple › lirik lagu elementary – lil purple
- kumpulan lirik lagu gable price and friends › lirik lagu dead man – gable price and friends