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lirik lagu rishathra – ookla the mok

adam: we were doing mok 1 in the ookla-mobile
luis: and rand was at the wheel
rand: with gear and clothes and adam
crammed against the windshield
a: we were gonna filk until the break of dawn
l: we’re going to the con
r: luis tomas garcia had his sandman t-shirt on
a: rand was driving i was playing my guitar
l: and i was in the car
r: and then we stopped
a: and that’s when rand said,
r: “i don’t know where we are”
a: i was trying to get the map unfolded
when i heard a sound
l: i looked around
r: and then i noticed that the car
was lifted off the ground
all: what was going on
how were we floating through the air?
all: maybe it has to do with that flying saucer
over there?
a: hold on this might not be as bad as it seems
l: what do you mean?
r: we’ll miss the con!
l: what are you on?
r: we’re in a tractor beam!
r: luis looked down and marvelled
at the endless rows of corn
l: “that’s a lot of corn!”
a: and rand beaped out the rhythm
the theme of close encounters on the h-rn
r: adam was trying to teach his fingers what to do
l: “na noo! na noo!”
a: as we docked aboard what appeared to be
an interstellar zoo
r: i turned the car off and we timidly disembarked
l: “we’re double parked!”
a: gaping bewilderedly around this cosmic noah’s ark
r: and that’s when adam walked away without a glance
l: i peed my pants
a: i couldn’t help it
i was in some kind of weird hypnotic trance
a: i woke up in a room with candles lit and muzak on
a: i was lying on a bed with nothing
but my tube socks on
a: i saw a shapely silhouette in the door
l: she was a ten!
r: an alien!
a: i was stiffer than al gore
a: we didn’t have a common culture or a common tongue
a: we didn’t have a thing in common
as i’ve already sung
a: we didn’t have an ounce of mutual respect
all: but we had s-x
all: we had s-x
all: s-x
all: we had s-x
r: and then a hooded stranger took me by the hand
l: “don’t leave me rand!”
a: but rand just followed
knowing that luis would understand
r: she asked me if i wanted latte or darjeeling tea
l: “i’m thirsty!”
a: they quickly saw they had compatible personalities
r: we had the same opinions
we shared the same philosophy
r: we had the same snoopy lunchbox
we watched the same shows on tv
r: we both liked movies with cheap special effects
a&l: but we did not have s-x
r: (“she said she just wanted to stay friends”)
a&l: we did not have s-x
r: (“she said she’d write me but she never did”)
a&l: no s-x
r: (“she gave me her phone number
but when i called it it was a laundromat”)
a&l: we did not have s-x
a: with rand and adam gone luis was all alone
l: “e.t. phone home!”
r: he was in the dark
and all he could hear was adam moan
a: things were looking grim
for the drummer of ookla the mok
l: “help me spock!”
r” next thing he knew luis was on all fours
stripped to his jock
l: i was more scared than i had ever been
in all my life
l: i didn’t want to spend the next forty years
as e.t.’s wife
a: well maybe this isn’t quite as bad as it seems…
l: at least yours was a female!
a&r: and they had s-x
l: (“mine was a huge purple guy”)
a&r: they had s-x
l: (“and he had this huge, long… antennae”)
a&r: s-x
l: (“and these bulging, humongous… ears”)
a&r: they had s-x
l: (“it was horrible… i’m never doing that again!”)
a: it ended just as quickly as it had begun
l: you mean you’re done
r: it was more confusing than the ending of 2001
a: i had a good time
r: and i gained a friend
l: it was a bad joke but i got it in the end

- ookla the mok

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