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lirik lagu the buffoon and the valedictorian – adam sandler


the buffoon and the valedictorian

“and now the buffoon’s date at the drive-in with the school’s valedictorian.”

[valedictorian:] “i really appreciate you’re asking me out.
most people are intimidated by my high academic achievement.”

[buffoon:] “this movie sucks sh*t!”

[valedictorian:] “well, ebel gave it thumbs up,
but ciscel thought it was too preachy.
anyway, i enjoyed the director’s last film immensly.”

[buffoon:] “cathleen turner has big f*ckin’ t*ts!”

[valedictorian:] “yes, well, she recently had a child.
i think her maternal biology may play a role in that.
she looks fabulous for a woman her age, doesn’t she?”

[buffoon:] “i put a firecracker in a bullfrog’s mouth and blew his f*ckin’ head off.”

[valedictorian:] “well, in psychology we learned that it is not uncommon
for male adolescents to commit savage acts on animals as part of their maturing process.”

[buffoon:] “that girl in the f*cking car in front of us, she gives everybody head.”

[valedictorian:] “well, i guess she’s strong for attention and she feels promiscuity is the only way to obtain it.”

[buffoon eating popcorn]
[buffoon:] “this popcorn’s f*ckin’ terrible. it tastes like someone j*zzed all over it.”
[buffoon continues to eat popcorn]

[valedictorian:] “well the amount of s*m*n on this popcorn is certainly disturbing.
perhaps the staff in the refreshment stand was overcome
by the monotony of their work and decided to play a childish prank.”

[buffoon:] “i looked at my *sshole in the mirror today. it blew my f*ckin’ mind!”

[valedictorian:] “it’s ironic that parts of one’s body seems odd
and unusual because you don’t see them on a day to day basis.

[buffoon:] “my father’s sh*t stinks up the bathroom all f*ckin’ day!”

[valedictorian:] “it’s puzzling why one person’s fecal odor can be more overpowering than another’s.
i wonder whether it is a function of the food digested or that person’s internal metabolism.”

[buffoon:] “i’m gonna go get head from that f*ckin’ girl.”
[gets out of the car]

[valedictorian:] “well, i’m sorry to see the date come to such an abrubt conclusion.”
[buffoon walking away]
“i do appreciate the time you spent with me and look forward to a future rondevue.”

[buffoon:] “i like to p*ss in that guy’s f*ckin’ gas tank!”

[valedictorian:] “bye bye! have fun.”
[buffoon continues to walk away]


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