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lirik lagu things you don’t say to your wife – tim hawkins

hey honey have you gained some weight in your rear-end?
that dress you wear reminds me of my old girlfriend
and where’d you get those shoes? i think they’re pretty lame
would you stop talking ’cause i’m trying to watch the game

if you’re a man who wants to live a long and happy life
these are the things you don’t say to your wife

i planned a hunting trip next week on your birthday
i didn’t ask you ’cause i knew it’d be ok
go make some dinner while i watch this fishing show
i taped it over our old wedding video

if you’re a man who wants to live a long and happy life
these are the things you don’t say to your wife

your cooking is ok but not like mother makes
the diamond in the ring i bought you is a fake
your eyes look puffy dear, are you feeling ill?
happy anniversary i bought you a treadmill

if you’re a man who wants to live a long and happy life
these are the things you don’t say to your wife
if your a man who doesn’t want to get killed with a knife
these are the things you don’t say to your wife

- kumpulan lirik lagu tim hawkins