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lirik lagu words of wisdom – blink 182

(t)- tom
(m)- mark
(s)- satan

(t)- i’m gonna come back and i’m gonna start, i’m gonna start a therapeutic m-ssage center only for for
(m)- i’m gonna start my own nudist colony!
(t)- that’d b gross, we tried that in our bus one time
(m)- i tried to start a nudist colony one time on our bus and it wuz pretty much jus me hangin out naked . they love u tom
(t)- they love me so f-ck everybody else!
(m)- yea, f-ck all u guys out there that r cheering we hate u tom u suck d-ck burn in h-ll
(t) yea f-ck that, hey i say, i say f-ck the hating tom thing, that’s what i say, r we ready mark?
(m)- ya know what it is, ya know wut it iz a lot of these people r now jus jumpin on the ‘we hate tom band wagon’ i’ve been hatin tom since like 1995 i’m old skool hatin tom guy
(t)- o sh-t hey let’s all say sum dirty words every1 say f-ck (f-ck) everyone say sh-t (sh-t) every1 say d-ck (d-ck) everyone say mark’s an -sshole (mark’s an -sshole)
(m)- every1 say, every1 say we hate mark (we hate mark) yea!
(t)- hey now let’s do this one every1 say f-ck f-ck sh-t f-ck! (f-ck f-ck sh-t f-ck), that’s the kinda words you should b usin at home kids .
(m)- that’s right
(t)- what do we do now?
(m)- i want everyone to call me an -sshole again
(t)- what’s up i like your hair, it very nice
(m)- you like his hair o that’s cool he prolly appreciates that a lot
(t)- no i wanted to say i liked his b-tt but i thought that was too forward, ya know
(m)- hey this next songs for all the ladies in the hezows .it’s for all the ladies in the
(t)- hey mark
(m- in the heowaowzowws!
(t)- hey mark, shut the f-ck up
(m)- it’s for all the ladies in the heyowzeoaows! weeeee .hey ya know what hang on, i wanna make this like a big golf…
(t)-: burps: excuse me
(m)- excuse tom
(t)- sorry
(m)- i wanna make this like a big golf tournament everyone shut up, everyone jus clap like it’s a golf tournament (crowd claps)
(t)- that’s what it sound like when i get done having s-x 15, 000 people cheerin me on, i could take all of u in my bed right f-ckin now! but you’re not invited mark you have got giant b–bs and i doubt your 18, do u have a note from your mom? i wanna meet your mom
(m)- hey put those 13 year old b–bs away! if i wanted to c 13 year old b–bs i’d hang out by the junior high like my dad does
(t)- hey ya know what i learned in 5th grade?
(m)- what, your dad has a bent wiener?
(t)- my dad’s wiener was bigger than mine then and. still is
(m)- i want everyone here 2 scream, f-ck you tom we f-ckin hate you your gonna burn in h-ll and die a horrible fiery death cause we think you’re a stupid piece of sh-t (crowd repeats)
(t)- i heard that
(m)- thanx
(t)- wanna give me your shirt? this smells like blood and ficeses dinner time hey what does this say here
(m)- it smells like blood and ficeses so it’s your dad’s shirt?
(t)- hey just like any other band we believe in a safe form of s-x don’t we mark? that we do, so mark’s gonna tell you about how safe we are
(m)- lemme tell you about the safest form of s-x it’s when u get super, drunk, drunk and u have s-x with like 10 people totally unprotected and u do intervenes drugs at the same time no that’s not true
(t)- not true u gotta carry a weapon . how many of you guys have girlfriends and how many of your girlfriends have guy friends? i hope your not having s-x
(m)- and more importantly how many of your girlfriends have girlfriends?
(t)- cause we believe in the love that exists between two v-g-n-s
(m)- the most special love of all is the love that exists between two naked women while i watch
(t)- we need her to put her shirt back on
(m)- please
(t)- it just took away my b-n-r, my b-n-r jus died, i had one and now it’s gone
(m)- please i saw your b–bs and my wiener ran away . hey hey hey hang on every1 seriously i need your attention for a second please i think somebody lost a contact down here so, every1 look around a contact lens, somebody lost a contact lens, so could
(t)- i lost my virginity
(m)- keep an eye out for it
(t)- i lost a t-st-cl-, hey what if t-st-cl-s were things you could lose on an everyday bases that’d suck, u only got 3 hey i gotta go pee pee
(m)- wanna go pee and i’ll talk to the kids for a second
(t)- do u think you could talk for enough time?
(m)- no uh-uh
(t)- why don’t you gather your thoughts
(m)- why don’t you wet your pants and we’ll call it even
(t)- should i jus p-ss in my pants right here? if u guys alllll each pitch in a dollar each i’ll p-ss my pants right here and now, that should make me about 200 dollars maybe
(m)- i’ll give u 300 dollars to p-ss your pants right now
(t)- i’ll give you 400 bucks to eat my sh-t
(m)- sold!
(t)- sold! . apparently there’s a kid that’s hurt right now, i think they’re helping him out right now, looks like there right there
(m)- make a hole people, make a hole
(t)- all you people over there make way for the hurt kid, and bring me their wallet
(m)- i wish now, ya know lemme tell you guys sumthing
(t)- i’m gay
(m)- there’s thousands and thousands of people here today there’s like semis and f-ckin buses and multiple bands and all kinds of sh-t and i wish now i would of taken b-ss lessons
(t)- so do i, i wish he did to
(m)- sorry, sorry i’m thinking next year for christmas i’m gonna ask for lessons
(t): singing: i know a guy, he has s-x with his sister, he used his d-ck to pop her 4 foot blister and i know it’s not that kool, he f-cked her in my swimming pool, he’s got 3 t-st-cl-s and he, he loves to uh . do sh-t f-ck yea! hey how come every time we say a joke it has to be about f-ck and s-x masturbation and s-x or anything gross like that ya know
(m)- is there anything else in the world?
(t)- there’s nothing else to talk about
(m)- hey can you help that little girl outta there she’s like not having so much fun right now hey
(t)- uh excuse me security guard sir
(m)- the one right in front of you yea
(t)- that girl right there needs to come out if you’re a small person the front is not the best view, and if u uh hate sing sh-tty bands any of this is not a good view, this whole everything, everything here mark’s middle name is uh rebecca, they thought he was
(m)- that’s right, that’s right my middle name is rebecca cause my dad wanted a girl, he treats me like one
(t)- i still have to go pee and i’m holding it in still, but i’ll p-ss my pants for money, i’ll eat a nugget of my own p–p for 20 bucks, i’ll pay u 20 bucks and i’ll eat it
(m)- you shave your -ss
(t)- you have hair on nothing but your b-lls, hey did u guys know that mark has no hair on his whole body but a f-ckin wolverine growin in his pants i swear to god, it’s got teeth and sh-t
(m)- it’s true
(t)- he’s got a scary looking p-n-s
(m)- it’s true, i need your tax deductible donations to the shave mark b-lls program
(t)- it’s a charity kids
(m)- send what u can, donate your time
(t)- you guys think we’re touring for our own no, this is a charity tour for mark’s b-lls
(m)- we’re tryin to raise enough money to shave my nuts, please give generously
(t)- there’s no metal strong enough to be the teeth on any kind of electric shaver what do we do now, o i need a new guitar
(m)- we need a new guitar, we need a new guitarist, anyone out there know how to play guitar? yea right there
(t)- does anyone know how to play guitar cause i’m not very good, people don’t really respect me
(m)- if i was a girl every time i went to the gynecologist i’d fake an -rg-sm
(t)- bad kids
(m)- bad christmas spirit
(t)- bad christmas spirit
(m)- hey ok i need light now
(t)- we’re gonna point out every kid that didn’t sing
(m)- santa clause is gonna come to your house and sh-t under all your trees
(t)- santa clause is gonna come rape your dog o god ya know wut, i’m kind of ashamed of being myself today and yesterday, and the day before that, not really proud of who i am and how i look, ever have one of those days where u don’t even like what you’re wearing ya know don’t like how your hair looks and kinda b-mmed about how your p-n-s is so small and bent and weird that’s the ugliest b-tt that i have ever seen, let’s hear it for not whipping! stupid b-tt whiping dude brings down the rain forest, ok this is a song i wrote
(m)- that guy has a science fair project up his -ss
(t)- what heads up 7up? alright everyone close their eyes and if i come by and stick my finger in your b-tt you’re the one . i think satan has a couple of comments
(s)- well kids it’s been a really fun show and i want you all to know that we will come back soon, but before i go i wanna say that i think tom is extremely good looking and all the girls out there should think he’s good looking, tom has one of the best b-tts that i have ever seen, shimmy shimmy coco puff shimmy shimmy right shimmy shimmy coco puffs, does anybody here wanna sleep with me i’m really a nice guy, it’s really not satan
(t)- it’s me, it’s not satan let’s all be happy he’s not here say f-ck satan(f-ck satan), alright hey i’m out of jokes and out of songs i think we’re done

- blink 182

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