naughty boy presents
i was wide awake
sitting up, i had my back to the headboard
i was smoking a lil ciggerette to relax
myself my head felt dead sore
i was in emb-ssy backing off blue alize, energized off red bull
i was watchin this lil choong ting
she said hi her names tiffany from bethnal green
hi i’m ash from kensal green,
actaully from kensal rise to be presice
she looked at me up and down and said
“your seethrough nikes are well cool”
she introduced me to her friend dawn
i introduced her to my friend shawn
my game was on point like a pencil
and we started to then talk and she was telling me… she was…
hold on wats she tellin me?
how can i not recollect man…
awwhh i musta been outta my mind i swear…
i was smashed!
nahh man… wats she tellin me?
oh ok now i remember!
she was telling me she’s going to bristol to
go to uni in september
all i remember was not carin’…
at her exposed cleavage
and thinkin’ of gettin her back to the
yard and taking off wat she was wearin’
two twos one yewt start swearin’
then one of dem south yewts bottled him…
kicked him up on the floor
then after that…
yeh the ravers just aired him
promoter just locked it
girls grabbed their coats
phoned them when we got outside
asked them what we dared n’
this is the 207… followed them back to thiers n’…
i was like “kool but oioi ’cause man…
gotta drive bruv… f-ck… must of dropped me off innit
go to his tingz yard i was lipsin my tings yard lykk…
took off the la senza
put on the coni and just beauty…
and i started sleepin
would you believe it started dreamin
thinkin that rave was so tough
and dis girl right is so buff!
but her yard is fr-ss!
haha… she’s a s-xy broke sl-t
and then i though hold upp
this ain’t your bed…
then i woke up!
and then i thought oh f-ck!
arrghh ashley your so f-cked!
if you go home try sneak in the bed
i swear your wifeys gonna nuts
come on last night why was you so drunk!
it’s got to 4 in the morning n’
it’s startin to get light outside you donut!
i was soo hungover nd i sat up now i got this —–
on my shoulder
i don’t even smoke but grabbed
a ciggerette slapped myself in the face got sober
i’m gonna wait 5 minutes
pick my clothes up
dressed myself then phone up my bredrin nd say
“yo blad i beg u come get me i need to go home now”
argh don’t take the the p-ss blad
arghh for fu… blad you my whipp though mann…
aiight —- it… you know what meet me back in the ends
i’ll jump in a cab or somethin…
is this girl serious?
this girls madd i swear…
get out of here man!
oi… oi um… i’m gone yeh?
yeah yeah i need a cab innit…
40 are u mad!