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vote for meit's a joke - art paul schlosser lyrics

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vote for me/it’s a joke
i would rather/be the pope
if i have to/i’ll drink coke
hey i’m desperate/i need the job i’m broke

vote for me/it’s a joke
i’ll take a bath/and use real soap
comb my hair/real nice
so what if/i’ve got lice

and if i’m elected president
i won’t do anything
just sit around and collect the money
invite my friends over to play poker
and tell jokes that are funny

vote for me/it’s a joke
famous people/i misquote
tell you that/it’s all true
vote for me/be a fool

vote for me/it’s a joke
i don’t care/if you smoke
i don’t care/if you choke
just before you die/make sure you vote

this is followed by a riff on the guitar that gets louder,higher and faster until it ends and i act like i’m pushing a b-tton and then i blow the kazoo and say:what b-tton did i push ?

- art paul schlosser lyrics

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