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undercover hooker - audio two lyrics

[intro]
can i clear my throat? the tape’s running? alright, here we go. check this out

[verse 1]
as i recite my poetry, party people just know it’s me
i teach the world to sing in three*part harmony
with style, and i got a big manila envelope file
on girls who go buck*wild on the dance floor
you lookin’ good but what you bring your man for?!
he’s somewhat of an eyesore, a sucka
yeah, a punk mother
what the h*ll he gonna say when i sn*tch her and walk away?
nothin’ ‘cuz i’m milk and you’re with it
yo baby, customized condom’s fitted to perfection
grab this erection, perk it and jerk it
you know how to work it, undercover hooker!

[chorus]
undercover hooker

[verse 2]
the s*x is free, but the crack cost papers
i don’t smoke crack, so where’s the s*xual caper?
i’m on, and what’dya know? i hit bingo
entice a young lady with my bedstyle lingo
she’s mine, she used to be yours, that was a minute ago
give me five more minutes i’ll be doin’ the stunt (hoe!)
and knowing that when i get goin’, she’ll be huffin’ and puffin’
and she’ll be also blowin’ the milkman
and i’mma look her straight in the eye and call her an undercover hooker!
[chorus]
undercover hooker

[verse 3]
i love all women of the world but on the sneak tip
i always get over on the hovel and meek tip
offer them a sip of the finest, call them a highness
all together, i combine this
it seems to work 99.9 of the times
the .1 percent is clever with a rhyme, and aww yeah
so be it, giz sn*tch the number so my girl don’t see it
i get with her later one night when i need it (yo milk, how you livin’?)
as an undercover hooker

[chorus]
undercover hooker

[verse 4]
now don’t try to play it off like he walled you, blue
‘cuz if a girl standin’ next to you was with it, what would you do?
would you say “hey, no thanks, i’m faithful”
or bing*bang the boo and just be grateful?
if your answer was a, then you’re a beginner
but if your answer was b, you’re a straight up winner
‘cuz love is a game that you play to win
there are hookers in the house so let the games begin
i jumpstart the heart of a cutie, get her in the mood*y
now it’s time to hit the booty with full force
and of course i win the coin toss (so yo, how you goin’ out?)
as an undercover hooker (ahh, yeah)
[outro]
undercover hooker
undercover hooker

- audio two lyrics

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