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organ harvesting tutorial - call me hood lyrics

[intro]
you’re about to hear, it’s disturbing, but it’s important
in 2022, danella gallegos, she fell into a coma at a new mexico hospital and was allegedly going to have her organs harvested
yo’, hood, i told ’em, man, they didn’t wanna listen

[verse]
now this the method, y’all n*ggas gon’ really have to pay attention
’cause one false move will have you n*ggas eatin’ prison food
open up your notepad app so you n*ggas can learn a thing or two
i’m ’bout to teach y’all n*ggas that stealin’ body parts is the thing to do
got the idea for this method one night when i was at my granny’s house
i had just got finished servin’ my granny some crack and then i watched her ass seiz’ out and die on the floor
and i was tryna figure out what to do with her ligaments
and then i ended up chokin’ the sh*t out of my granny’s german shepard
put that motherf*cker in a sleeper hold with my fingermitts
and then i heard voices in my head tellin’ me to go down to grandpa’s shed to grab the hacksaw
i ended up cuttin’ all her body parts into pieces, so i had to go thank grandpa
i had slid grandpa some cyanide and fecal matter inside of his breathing machine until he rotted and died right in front of me
and then i proceeded to use the hacksaw to cut all the internal organs out of my granny and grandpa
their bladder still had p*ss in it so i had to drain it out in the bathroom stall
hid their body underneath the floorboards, then i went out to kidnap this albino homeless n*gga named paul
gave that dumbass n*gga a fake scratch off ticket that i had bought off of amazon prime
dumbass n*gga started jumpin’ up and down when he thought he won a hundred thousand and thought it was his time to shine
but little did he know that his internal organs was gonna be mine
told that homeless n*gga to get in the back of the van so i could take him to the nearest gas station
told that n*gga to take a hit out of a vape pen that i had laced with toilet bowl water and ricin
n*gga took a hit out the vape pen and said it tasted like sh*t
little did he know that he was actually vapin’ on sh*t
and then i watched that n*gga start to breathe heavy and then start seizin’ out right in front of me
and i had a big grin on my face
and i proceeded to saw into that n*gga’s chest until i removed all of his organs and put it inside of an igloo cooler
i got so much ice inside of my deep freezer, you’d thought i was a jeweler
i just sold five livers the other day on the dark web for 20k a piece
i don’t give a f*ck, i’ll bargain with a n*gga online to trade the stomach acid for a n*gga’s knees
see, ynw melly was stupid, do you know how much money he could’ve made off those two bodies that he was rollin’ around with?
n*gga, i sleep in the house with fifty bodies in that motherf*cker, all dead
i became a millionaire off this method
get y’all notepads out right now
open up your tor browser right now
i’ma give y’all n*ggas some sauce right now on where to be able to sell these dead bodies at so y’all n*ggas can make a quick m
type in, e d 2 5 5 1 9 base, that is spelled b*a*s*e, 32 dot human body parts dot onion
[outro]
yo’, hood, i told ’em, man, they didn’t wanna listen

- call me hood lyrics

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