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lirik lagu delivery driver – goldie lookin chain

intro – you gonna, you gonna f-kin order the curry then or what?
yeah, alright.p-ss me the phone clart.
y’wa… hang on mate.
wh-ss, wha… aw, say whats the f-kin number, son
yew aah, switch yer f-kin phone on… c’mon.f-kin, i’m staarvin’

er, allo, allo.yeah, i i i’d like to order a f. uh… a curry please, yeah
er, chicken tikka m-ssala, er, 4…4 pila… pilau rice’s
(background – can i ave a naan bread)
aw f-kin ‘ell.we gotta, f-kin. naan bread as well…
uh, f. keema nan.3…3 onion bhajis.er, f-kin.an an some pepsi
yeah, yeah spa.is .its a takeaway.

back in the port, stackin up yer bong
havin a f-kin laugh and still signing on
i went to pick up a curry and they saw my capri
i payed them in draw and the keema now its free

the korma was wicked and it only cost a fiver
and they asked me to become the new delivery driver
the orders added up, two by f-kin two
i can sell draw when im delivering vindaloos

when you’re driving in town late at night
f-k me clarts you see some sights
wrecking it up in my capri
delivering a chicken bhuna going into maindee

now you see me knocking out making a cut
ill give you free madras if you keeps yer mouth shut
ill bring you a curry and sell you the blow
ill put hash mix in yer bombay potatoes

chorus – chicken tikka m-ssala chips and rice
chicken tikka m-ssala chips and rice
chicken tikka m-ssala chips and rice
chicken tikka m-ssala chips and rice

i delivered the mushroom biriani to this babysitter
she invited me in and i f-ked her up the sh-tter
i took a lamb madras and a quarter to brynglas
my b-tch got three ounces stuffed in her -ss

she sucked me off and spat in the mint sauce
you don’t wanna know what she put in the main course
chicken tikka m-ssala delivered to 56
cause the people there are pr-cks
cause they never f-kin tips

i delivers the curry right down pill
this bird ‘ad no money so she gave me a f-cking thrilll
i closed my eyes and made a wish
i chucked my man milk up her f-kin starfish

i had 10 pints and smoked some crack
now i gotta deliver a prawn dhansak
i got to the house, i was sick on the doorstep
but i made them pay cash cause i won’t take a cheque

chorus – chicken tikka m-ssala chips and rice
chicken tikka m-ssala chips and rice
chicken tikka m-ssala chips and rice
chicken tikka m-ssala chips and rice

herbs and spices, deliver pills on ice
i never get c-caught like in miami vice
i get ’em really dodgy on the streets of the city
deliverin’ more draw than curry… which ain’t a pity

but when the filth pull me over on the hard shoulder
i gives them lsd curry and a strawberry pavlova
and i pays them off with all this cash that i rake in
the girlies love me so i’m always flicking bacon

all this mad funk, never f-kin quits
ever seen someone get f-ked with a pneumatic drill in quik-fit?
i doubt it clart, now gimme the f-kin money
this is some of the sh-t i sees delivering curry

chorus – chicken tikka m-ssala chips and rice
chicken tikka m-ssala chips and rice
chicken tikka m-ssala chips and rice
went down private-eyes and bought a special device

it wasn’t very long before i got an order wrong
and my special bombay spuds turned this bloke into a mong
he started complaining when he woke up
cause it was three weeks later and he missed the world cup

he got f-ked off, i must’ve really bought his p-ss
cause i got fired next time i went into the office
they found my capri with the draw they had to seize
fc-k this splew i’m off to work down the chinese

- goldie lookin chain

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