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lirik lagu detachable penis – king missle

i woke up this morning with a bad hangover
and my p-n-s was missing again
this happens all the time, it’s detachable
this comes in handy a lot of the time

i can leave it home when i think it’s gonna get me in trouble
or i can rent it out when i don’t need it
but now and then i go to a party, get drunk
and the next morning, i can’t, for the life of me
remember what i did with it

first i looked around my apartment and i couldn’t find it
so i called up the place where the party was
they hadn’t seen it either
i asked them to check the medicine cabinet
’cause for some reason, i leave it there sometimes
but no this time

so i told them if it pops up to let me know
i called a few people who were at the party
but they were no help either.
i was starting to get desperate

i really don’t like being without my p-n-s for too long
it makes me feel like less of a man
and i really hate having to sit down
every time i take a leak

after a few hours of searching the house
and calling everyone i could think of
i was starting to get very depressed
so i went to the kiev and ate breakfast

then as i walked down second avenue, toward st mark’s place
where all those people sell used books
and other junk on the street, i saw my p-n-s
lying on a blanket next to a broken toaster oven
some guy was selling it

i had to but it off him, he wanted 22 bucks
but i talked him down to 17
i took it home, washed it off and put it back on
i was happy again, complete

people sometimes tell me i should get it permanently attached
but i don’t know, even though sometimes it’s a pain in the -ss
i like having a detachable p-n-s

- king missle

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