lirik lagu hello kitty parody – bart baker

[avril lavigne:]
i’m a psycho pale germaphobe
don’t, don’t, don’t, don’t touch me
the sun is burning me

i can’t stand sunlight
it’s been ten years since i’ve been outside
you can take a pic but don’t come near me (o-oh, o-oh, o-oh)

my skin is translucent
i look like a skrillex mutant

[woman:]
get this vampire away from me

[avril:]
hey, hey, hey, hey

i don’t need your judgement
the guy from nickelback is my husband
i get enough sh-t already

[man #1:]
your husband’s music sucks

[avril:]
i used to be punk rock
but now i’m trying to act j-pop
my career’s dead, someone help me (hey, hey, hey, hey)

this video’s so bad
the lyrics are so sad
that h-llo kitty has banned me
i am so immature
dressed up like i am four
am i a rocker or anime?

i’m so c-c-confused

[skrillex:]
you stole my haircut and skin tone
and my dubstep style you ho
this song is a horrible joke
these lyrics fit on a post-it note

[avril:]
this vid is so racist
made my dancers look cloned and brainless
’cause they all look alike to me

[japanese dancer #2:]
is this b-tch serious?

[avril:]
paid them tons of money
to stereotype their country

[all japanese dancers:]
we bring dishonor to family

[avril:]
hey, hey, hey, hey

[man #2:]
calm down, mrs. lavigne
i don’t carry disease
you look extremely sickly

[avril:]
someone kill this guy dead
he just touched my forehead
get me disinfected right now please

i, i, i, i can’t breathe

[chef:]
why are you moving like a cartoon?

[avril:]
because that’s what japanese girls do
they all clap their hands and sound like this

[chef:]
get out of here you d-mn racist

[chad kroeger:]
avril, you must stop this
everybody hates it
even more than they despise nickelback

[avril:]
i think we were way off
dubstep j-pop’s not hot
the way back to the top is rap

[chad:]
gre-gre-gre-great idea!

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