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lousy date - phoebe kreutz lyrics

i’m taking myself out on a date tonight
i’m going to treat myself good
i’m taking myself out on a date alright
because some article said that i should
so i’m putting on my makeup
and i dress myself with care
and when the moment is here
i take a look in the mirror
and say, “is that what you’re gonna wear?”

oh, i’m taking myself out on a date
and i have to admit that it’s not going great
i’m being too critical right out the gate
when i’m taking myself on a date
but i’m a lousy date
a lousy date

so now we’re here in a fancy restaurant
and by we, i mean me
but i don’t let myself order what i want
i keep complaining “man, these prices are crazy!”
and now i’m flirting with the waiter
and he’s clearly mortified
and i would disappear to the bathroom
but there’s nowhere i can hide
when i’m taking myself out on a date
i keep doing insentive stuff that i hate
i’m picking my t**th and i’m scr*ping my plate
when i’m taking myself on a date
but i’m a lousy date

and now i’m rehashing old arguments
spiralling out in my head
and now i’m checking out the other women in the room
and wishing i was with them instead

instead i’m taking myself out on a date
i keep checking my watch, saying “gosh, it’s so late!”
i’m already drunk and it’s not even eight
when i’m taking myself on a date
i can’t wait to be home from this date
i’m taking myself on a date
but i’m a lousy date
a lousy date
a lousy date
a lousy date
a lousy date

- phoebe kreutz lyrics

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