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hyperacusis - romanianticklefart12 lyrics

hyperacusis

yo it’s romanianticklefart on the mic, yo
i f*cking hate that john flounder
that guy needs to f*cking k!ll himself
i f*cking hate that guy

i woke up at seven o’clock today
i look outside, the sky looks pretty grey
i’m like “f*ck, that’s f*cking gay”
i look at the shelf, what do i see?
an empty bowl of cereal staring at me
i go “f*ck john flounder, i hate that f*cking b*tch!”
so i go to the store, to shoot that f*cking fish
i wait in line for about thirty minutes*ish
i get pretty bored and go “hey, i’m gonna coerce you, b*tch!”

needless to say, my ass is in jail
but that’s okay ‘cause i like to eat kale
it grows out the ground here but that p*sses me off, it reminds me of my ex
so i grabbed a f*cking gun, walked up to the ward
and said “hey, that’s a pretty stupid looking door.”

“bang, bang, bang!” goes the f*cking gun
but it’s really f*cking loud so i’m not having any fun
i have a condition called hyperacusis
which means i basically can’t loud sounds or else i start to run
i’m out of that place, and my head starts to turn
i’m looking to the left thats why it’s doing that
then a car goes up to me and goes
“hey kid, it’s me, romanianticklefart12 from the future”
we go back in time, to 1982
to stop john flounder from ever being born
but then we went to the wrong f*cking address
which was really f*cking stupid
so now i’m stuck in a time anomaly
and now i’m in h*ll…
for all eternity

- romanianticklefart12 lyrics

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