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wtf was school - scoochie boochie lyrics

[intro] (groovebox)
g*groovebox on the beat*beat

[verse 1] (scoochie boochie)
i was the valedictorian
of a class of twenty*two
it’s kind of like the healthiest option
in a pack of gummy fruit (y’know wh’i’m saying)
i was elected class president
’cause n0body wanted to
i’m turnin’ thirty and rememberin’
dude, what the f*ck was school?

[chorus] (scoochie boochie)
yuh, what the f*ck was school?
what the f*ck was school? (ee*yuh)
what the f*ck was school?
what the f*ck was thaaaaat?
what the f*ck was school? (yes)
what the f*ck was school? (aye, yuh, huh)
what the f*ck was school? (huh, yuh, hey)
what the f*ck was thaaaaat? (yuh, yah)

[verse 2] (scoochie boochie)
they got babies wakin’ up at six a.m. (hi)
‘cuz they say we need some more of them in s.t.e.m. (yuh)
i think china’s got it
they can prob’ly chill
i don’t know no bobby fishers, i know bobby hills
french then choir, what am i, a prince?
they really tried to make us renaissance kids
i know b*tterflies have got a long proboscis
and yet somehow i’m still jobless (f*ck)
i could rattle off conquistadors when i was siiiix (ponce de leon)
but n0body ever taught me what a mortgage iiiis (yeah, what the frickin’ heck?)
i don’t have a problem with the knowledge
i just would’ve loved if any of it mattered after college (yuh)
i know gregor mendel something*something peaaaas (yeah)
but they never taught me what was in a leaaaase (no idea)
tell me ’bout the inner workings of a leaaaaf
but why not also teach me gotta wash your sheeeets (yuh)
[chorus] (scoochie boochie)
what the f*ck was school? (rhombus)
what the f*ck was school? (lipid)
what the f*ck was school? (president van buren)
what the f*ck was thaaaaat?
what the f*ck was school? (of mice and men)
what the f*ck was school? (byzantines)
what the f*ck was school? (dodgeball)
what the f*ck was thaaaaat?

[verse 3] (scoochie boochie)
let’s put every thirteen*year*old under one roof
and make a buncha tyler herros read sun tzu
place ’em in a prison*style lunchroom
place bets on who’s gonna punch whom (pow)
put a helmet on ’em, give ’em a concussion
give ’em hamlet and demand a good discussion
reprimand ’em randomly because o’ cussin’ (language)
they’re supposed to pass rush and pass russian? (yeh, yuh)
they really had us cuttin’ up frogs
was that just a test to sus out psychopaths?
“raise your hand if this turns you on
okay, aidan please step out of class” (we got ‘im)

[chorus] (scoochie boochie)
what the f*ck was school? (pre*calc)
what the f*ck was school? (the alamo)
what the f*ck was school? (h*rniness)
what the f*ck was thaaaaat?
what the f*ck was school? (h*rniness)
what the f*ck was school? (bunsen burners)
what the f*ck was school? (milk)
what the f*ck was thaaaaat?

- scoochie boochie lyrics

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