scout (tf2) vs subway surfers - taigatonic lyrics
[intro:]
subway surfers
vs
the scout!
[verse1: scout (taiga)]
yo pauling? real quick, i gotta ask you a question
why put me against this pip squeak who’s gotta settle for second?
‘gainst the best in the profession running the show for 2 decades
cause he’ll know who he’s talking to when this boston basher meets his face
on the job i’m on top you’ve been a slob from the start
i’ll put a ball to ya nog, and now your knocked out the park
cause i’m outta ya league and if ya wanna be smart
i’ll tag team…ya tag team i know ya like seeing stars
(yeah!) i’m the scout! you already know what i’m about!
while sybo’s temple ran with others ideas just to gеt some clout
and yeah ya didn’t strike out, but it was morе a lucky shot
so tell me how’s your run down game rise up to this gift from god
[verse 2: jake (dumbshlop) & the guard (freshy k*n*l) ]
sorry fresh, we gotta grab a bite another day
cause i got some chicken legs screaming at my face
got some easy pickins, but to pauling think you’re the best?
b*tterflies in your stomach? there’s a bird in your chest!
hey! (*whistle blows*)
ah sh*t…
i got in trouble, ran away, and became an insta*hit
you got in trouble and ran away because you went and hit on kids
i doubt pulling your pocket pistol was worth the price tag
cause that’s not what they mean when they say to “terrorize tracks”
you deep*fried dummy how dense can you really be
oh ya can’t read or write? make sense gabe can’t get to 3
and i know you worked on your speed to get ahead of the game
but how are you a star slugger when you can’t get to first base
[verse 3: scout]
alright chucklenuts, i’m giving you verse 2 absolutely free
started as a gaming classic now a sh*ll of what it used to be
and started disguising the concepts of every other app
not even the bots in our lobbies liked to steal i.p.s like that
put a bruiser up to bat, you’re going home
so when this loser takes a crack, it’s on his dome
and don’t think you run tracks when your life’s a train wreck
cause my dad’s the musical bom while yours just plain left
[verse 4: jake]
like all the developers that surrounded your game?
who were only giving out updates so they kept getting paid
but valve lost all steam so fans began to riot
seems they gave your mics back so you’d finally be quiet
and you wanna talk fathers? your’s disappears quite often
left your mom after your birth to slap your ass in a coffin
so just stop all ya talking. you couldn’t do damage. clearly
this was over ‘fore it started, like your animated series
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