lirik lagu lez be friends – the midnight beast
lez be friends
if a girl wont come round
(she must be a lesbian)
or turns me down
(she must be a lesbian)
if she don’t like me
(she must be a lesbian)
i’ll let her down lightly
(you must be a lesbian)
i’m at a party, i’m a girl machine
i’m gonna have s-x with them all, if you know what i mean
it’s like a sweet sixteen, but the girls are eighteen
and i can’t wait to peel em like a tangerine
i’m gonna g… go down on em like a submarine
submarines are fun he he he he heee
i-i-i walk to a hottie and turn on my charm
but before i can start i hear a rape alarm
it’s going (woop woop)
i can’t feel my ears i think they’re bleeding
from the (woop woop)
i can’t work out why the girls are screaming
i’m the best looking boy in the world
ohh wait i bet she likes kissing girls
i still hear the (woop woop)
maybe if i let her she would (woop) me with a (woop woop)
i can’t work out why the girls don’t fancy me
i’m the best looking boy in sight,
no, hang on…
i bet you like b–bies right?
if a girl wont come round
(she must be a lesbian)
or turns me down
(she must be a lesbian)
if she don’t like me
(she must be a lesbian)
i’ll let her down lightly
(ohh, you must be a lesbian)
if a girl wont kiss
(she’s taking a p-ss)
or get down with this
(i can’t believe it)
if she doesn’t fancy me (wayoo)
she must bat for the other team
she’s a lesbian.
take two, it’s my rapping debut
i’m having trouble trying to find a better girl to pursue
i’m like a fire truck
what? full of muscly guys?
i meant a pun where i’d compare the hose to my own size
ohh…
and then i see her, and i start feeling sick
i say my name is pogo, you want to jump on my stick? (boing)
i woo her with my words, ask if i can poker face?
she doesn’t see the funny side and sprays my face with mace
it’s going
i can’t feel my eyes i think they’re bleeding
from the
i can’t work out why the girl is screaming
i’m the best looking boy in the world
ohh wait, unless she likes kissing girls
i still feel the
maybe she could me up my with a
i can’t work out why the girls don’t fancy me
i’m the best looking boy in sight,
holy smokes, i bet she likes b–bies right?
if a girl wont come round
(she must be a lesbian)
or turns me down
(she must be a lesbian)
if she don’t like me
(she must be a lesbian)
i’ll let her down lightly
(she must be a lesbian!)
if a girl wont kiss
(she’s taking a p-ss)
or get down with this
(i can’t believe it)
if she don’t give me the eye. (wayohh)
she must drive on the other side.
she’s a lesbian.
that girl must be a lesbian.
t-t-that girl must be a lesbian.
t-t-that girl must be a lesbian.
t-t-that girl must be a lesbian.
she’s a lesbian.
i-i-it’s your birthday!
you go girl. what’s your name!?
i like your… shoes.
we are two boys, and we’re looking for two girls.
they are two girls, let’s talk to the girls.
how are you?
what’s your name?
i tried to talk, but i just came, in my pants.
i am sad.
chatting up to girls is really rad.
if a girl wont come round…
(she must be a lesbian)
or turns me down…
(she must be a lesbian)
if she don’t like me…
(she must be a lesbian)
i’ll let her down lightly
(uhh, you’re a lesbian.)
if a girl can act,
(she must be a thespian.)
is that right? yeah!
(she must be a thespian.)
if she doesn’t fancy me. (wayhoo)
she must bat for the other team.
she’s a lesbian.
that girl, she must be a lesbian.
(she’s a lesbian.)
that girl, she must be a lesbian.
(she’s a lesbian!)
that girl, she must be a lesbian.
(lesbiannn.)
that girl, she must-
(yeah!)
she’s a lesbian.
les-les-lesbian.
she’s a. that girl she must be a lesbian.
she’s a lesbian.
les-les-lesbian.
she’s a. that girl she must be a lesbian.
she’s a lesbian.
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