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lirik lagu the proctor – waldfield

[intro]
it’s the end of the alb-m. it’s the end of the school year. here’s what’s going down

[verse 1]
(“i’m so d-mn depressed.”)
the s.a.t.’s are coming up the day after next
and i’m not worried about the scoring
i’m worried about standing in front of the cl-ss, which gets really boring
cause we’re not allowed to read a book or even do a crossword
i fantasize of suicide, with a mossberg
spraying my brains like rain across the room
ruining the kids’ scantrons, and shoes
maybe i can find a way, i only got two days
for me to get out, of being a proctor
and i don’t wanna forge a letter from my doctor
so i pace my bedroom, for a couple of hours
taking a break, to m-st-rb-t-, in the shower
and then it hits me, and i don’t mean my c-m
i mean a feasible solution i can use on my conundrum
it was there all along, on an earlier track
i’ll just die, wait a week, commit ghost suicide, and come back

[hook 1]
yeah, any problem in life that you’re facin’
you can overcome if you’re creative
even when it seems like the odds are impossible
don’t give up, gotta use your noddle
any problem in life that you are facin’
you can overcome if you’re creative
commit suicide, wait a week, and come back
like your role model in the witch hat

[interlude]
(“i die, resurrect, die, resurrect, and die again”)
(“what the f-ck am i?”)
(“i die, resurrect, die, resurrect, and die again”)
(“but all that really matters is i’m happy”)

[verse 2]
so like, for this to work, gotta let people see me
i’ll off myself on t.v
i stroll around the neighborhood, lookin’ for the news team
some kids is bein’ nabbed, and i’m on the scene
i like hop in front of the camera, all “check this out”
put a sawn off inside my mouth
take it out and save the kids, cause i wanna be
remembered as a hero, as well as for my poesy
put it back in, and kablammo i’m dead
people on the live feed have just been fed
my body on the street, and all the while
.gifs of the footage online going viral
got a whole week for my ghost to be relaxin’
a perfect plan that i put into action

[hook 2]
any problem in life that you’re facin’
you can overcome if you’re creative
if you and your friend get into a fight
do what i do, commit suicide
if you can’t afford to pay your bills
at the end of the month, just swallow some pills, or
if you fail out of summer school
put a bomb in your p-ssy and light the fuse, yo

[verse 3]
(“three days later”)
back to my body, earlier than i wanted
my vacation was wasted, i forgot my wallet
and ain’t this some sh-t, all surrounding my corpse
it’s a group of my fans, and they’re tearing my flesh off
aw c’mon, why you gotta do that
i watch in horror, ghosts can’t interact, but
after they leave, i’ll rejoin all the pieces
nevermind, now i can’t, since they’re starting to eat ’em
now i’m in a panic because, if my body ain’t whole
i can’t reunite it with my soul
i can’t even stop ’em, my ghost isn’t solid
soon i’ll be the artist formerly known as wallid
this is unfortunate, and i’m feelin’ sorry but
i can’t really blame ’em for wanting me to be a part of ’em
they pull up their hoods and walk off into the sunset
i guess this is all the story that you’re gon’ get
my body is gone, but my soul is protected
the only way to resurrect is on the flipside of the record

- waldfield

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