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mr. obeseman - 3 cats, 3 guys lyrics

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(intro)

yeah, yeah, yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
yeah

(verse)

i’m so fat, the building i was in collapsed

when i jump, i crash

i trapped people with my fat, their bones snapped

like an ostrich, i don’t flap

like a video, i don’t time*lapse

when i fart, people run apart

like an orange… wait, i’m still eating the porridge!

*minecraft eating sounds*
i breathe heavy just from blinking

my fridge got ptsd, always shrinking

i tried to jog, made the earth quake

my footsteps got seismologists and paleontologists awake

i’m so slow, snails yell “hurry up!”

even my mirror said, “bruh, that’s enough”

i tried to moonwalk, broke the moon

nasa called, said “you’re our doom”

i’m so round, gps gets lost

my chair quit, said “i’m not your boss”

ooh, i’m so hungry i’ll eat moss
i’m so fat, my shadow got stretch marks

i sit down, tectonic plates start

i’m so big, my belt got a panic attack

i sneeze once, the ceiling cracks

i’m so round, i orbit myself

i eat snacks straight off the shelf

i’m so wide, i block the sun

my footsteps sound like a drum

i’m so heavy, scales say “nah”

i broke a fitbit just by yawning, bruh
i’m so thick, i dent the air

i sat on a couch, it said a prayer

i’m so chunky, clouds avoid

i walk past doors, they get destroyed

i’m so stuffed, i burp lasagna

my stomach got its own genre

i’m so massive, chairs resign

(outro)

i eat dessert before the sign

i’m so slow, time takes pity

i sweat gravy, not looking pretty

i’m so large, i cause delays

- 3 cats 3 guys lyrics

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