southgate doesn't know what he's doing - 442oons lyrics
(spoken)
england’s holding midfielder is in the box. goal!
england’s whole team are on the edge of the box. goal!
and the final whistle goes! southgate celebrates a 1*1 bore*draw!
(sung, to the tune of “entry of the gladiators”)
southgate doesn’t know what he’s doing!
southgate doesn’t know what he’s doing!
foden left wing? trent midfielding?
scored a goal, everyone defending!
southgate doesn’t know what he’s doing!
southgate doеsn’t know what he’s doing!
sideways passing, kane just gassing
thеy scored a goal! no more attacking!
(dean stobbart, spoken)
gareth southgate is the kind of guy…
who wears a helmet on a peloton
who puts low*power mode on at 99%
who uses a knife and fork to eat a big mac
who wears a life jacket while taking a bath
who claps when the plane lands (which will presumably be after the first knockout match)
who takes the minus offer on the chase
who parallel parks on gta
who would be offered the man united job (no!)
who would say “we don’t have a natural replacement for a kalvin phillips” (wait, he actually did that one)
gareth southgate would’ve hit one of the twin towers then sat back…
(sung)
southgate doesn’t know what he’s doing!
southgate doesn’t know what he’s doing!
(trent alexander*arnold)
foden left wing?
(cole palmer)
boss, i’m freezing!
scored a goal, everyone defending!
southgate doesn’t know what he’s doing!
southgate doesn’t know what he’s doing!
sideways passing, kane just gassing
they scored a goal! no more attacking!
(mark goldbridge)
you’re sacked in the morning!
goldbridge in! back of the net!
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