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touch-sensitive lamp - a slight threat lyrics

[intro]
touch the lamp

[verse 1]
i got a brand new light today
in a very enlightening kind of way
it’s a lamp that turns on when you touch it
there’s nothing else like it on the market
and best of all, i didn’t have to pay

[verse 2]
it’s got three brightness settings of its own
you can place it right down inside your little home
oh, and also, you can turn it off
but why would you need to turn it off?
you sure need some brightness of your own

[chorus]
touch the lamp (bright, brighter, brightest, turn it on) with your hand
don’t just stand there, touch the lamp
touch the lamp (don’t go ahead and, turn it off) go to bed
don’t just sit there, touch the lamp

[verse 3]
don’t turn it off for too long every day
because if you do, well, then you’ll have to pay (just $49.99)
oh no, don’t take the lightbulb out
it’s a very special kind of lightbulb, now
don’t mind those little bones underneath the shade
[verse 4]
this lamp is all you’ll ever need (please trust me)
it’s very important, can’t you see? (please take this from me)
i know, it seems like a sketchy buy
but it’s something you will have to try
there’s a 12*month satisfaction guarantee

[chorus]
touch the lamp (bright, brighter, brightest, turn it on) with your hand
don’t just stand there, touch the lamp
touch the lamp (don’t go ahead and turn it off)
don’t just sit there, touch the lamp

[bridge]
fine, i’ll give it to you, just for free
none of this matters anymore to me
i’m desperate to give you this lamp, you see
because this lamp is not what it seems
it’s built and managed in the sea
and produced by anglerfish companies

[chorus]
oh, lamp (bright, brighter, brightest, turn it on) with your hand
don’t just stand there, touch the lamp
touch the lamp (just go ahead and turn it off) don’t try to circumvent it
don’t just sit there, touch the lamp

- a slight threat lyrics

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