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winnie the pooh sings a song - aaron fraser-nash lyrics

[intro: winnie the pooh]
oh christopher… how i’ve missed you!

[verse 1: winnie the pooh]
it’s the 100 acre woods, it’s your old stomping ground
a few things have changed since you last came around
eeyore got depressed and really bummed us out
so we chopped him into bits and had a good ‘ol cookout
what a surprise to see you, so what brought you to town?
you came to show your girl where you took shrooms, and then you passed out?
ha
i’m only joking, christopher’s a good boy
wish i could say the same for piglet, he wants to wear your skin
[pre*chorus: winnie the pooh]
winnie the pooh (you know my name)
is lookin’ for you (you know my game)
used to have a thing for honey
but discovered human blood is
yummy

[verse 2: winnie the pooh]
christopher, christopher, look what i made!
a satanic altar, come on and play!
you brought us a girl she’d be a great sacrifice
too bad tigger’s not here, he’d like a slice
christopher, i won’t lie, you made me sad
you left for college and forget all of the times that we had
did you forget how hard it is for a stuffed animal?
well i’mma stick this sledgehammer up your assh0l*
[pre*chorus: winnie the pooh]
winnie the pooh (you know my name)
is lookin’ for you (you know my game)
used to have a thing for honey
but discovered human blood is
yummy

[chorus: winnie the pooh]
remember your best friend?
we got around
not so imaginary
are we now?
you left us in the woods while you got old
we just got a little
feral
i’m a d*mn bear, i’mma act like one
i’ll tear up your ass like a jules jordan
you wanna play some pooh sticks?
go and float ’em home?
piglet picked a pickaxe
you’re pretty pwned
remember your best friend?
we got around
not so imaginary
are we now?
you left us in the woods while you got old
we just got a little
feral
i’m a d*mn bear, i’mma act like one
i’ll tear up your ass like a jules jordan
you wanna play some pooh sticks?
go and float ’em home?
piglet picked a pickaxe
you’re pretty pwned

- aaron fraser nash lyrics

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