tea towel - adam buxton lyrics
it’s my turn to dry the plates
i look for a tea towel
ti*towl, ti*towl, ti*towl
ti*towl
ti*towl ti*towl
there’s a brand new one
hanging off the handle of the oven
so i take it off the oven and i start to rub the moisture
from the surface of the plate
ti*towl, ti*towl, ti*towl
ti*towl
ti*towl ti*towl
ti*towl, ti*towl, ti*towl
ti*towl
ti*towl ti*towl
oh, but it isn’t absorbing any moisture
in fact * it’s just pushing all the moisture round the plate i may as well be using hessian
it is the least absorbent tea towel that anyone has ever seen
it’s like they coated in plastic whudufuh?
unabsorbent tea towel, unabsorbent tea towel
unabsorbent tea towel, unabsorbent tea towel
ti*towl, ti*towl, ti*towl, ti*towl, ti*towl, ti*towl, ti*towl
ti*towl, ti*towl, ti*towl, ti*towl, ti*towl, ti*towl, ti*towl, ti*towl
wet plates in a t**tery stack
i wish we had the old tea towel back
mopping sopping crockery used to take a jiffy
now even a spoon takes up most of your liffy
but somebody used the old tea towel
to clean up their bicycle
which isn’t nice, or cool
i hate new…
unabsorbent towel, unabsorbent towel
unabsorbent towel, unabsorbent towel
ti*towl, ti*towl, ti*towl, ti*towl, ti*towl, ti*towl, ti*towl
ti*towl, ti*towl, ti*towl, ti*towl, ti*towl, ti*towl, ti*towl, ti*towl
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