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if i was president - adam calhoun & mesus lyrics

[verse 1: calhoun]
if i was president
i’d be f*ckin’ trippin’
every sittin’ politician, convicted
they stuck in prison

[verse 2: calhoun]
they’d get
hung from a tree
for the treason that they committed
every pedophile would die
for stealin’ children of they innocence

[verse 3: calhoun]
if i was president
we would treat veterans better than
how we treat ’em now
we just feed ’em a bunch of medicine

[verse 4: calhoun]
i’d shut the borders down
build a wall, let ’em drown
ain’t our problem, now
we got problеms in our own towns

[verse 5: calhoun]
if i was president, i’d shoot thesе motherf*ckers in the face
ain’t no more terrorists, they’re enemies of the state
got a problem with my policy, see me at the gate
i’m all about freedom of speech, freedom i reinstate
[chorus: calhoun, mesus]
if i was president
ain’t no burnin’ flags
they will always be flyin’, up in the wind
if i was president
ain’t no touchin’ kids
you gon’ die, but i bet they gon’ live
if i was president
veterans would smile
never have to look down, for what they did
if i was president
we would all unite
and be proud to be called americans

[verse 6: mesus]
number one
never censor freedom of speech
’cause, some people need to learn
their words’ll get they ass beat

[verse 7: mesus]
number two
get rid of these ‘gun free’ zones
’cause, our kids’ll be protected
i’ma let this sh*t be known
[verse 8: mesus]
number three
any vets who paid a debt to this country
are the first ones on the list
when we talk about givin’ money

[verse 9: mesus]
number four
close the motherf*ckin’ border
and until we out of debt
n0body gets another quarter

[verse 10: mesus]
number five
get a job, done with all these handouts
you don’t work, then you don’t eat
off other people tax dollars

[verse 11: mesus]
number six
speak of taxes, we all in the same bracket
‘stead of penalizin’ blue collar people
and takin’ half our sh*t

[verse 12: mesus]
number seven
right or left, we under one wing
no matter who is president
there’s only one king
[verse 13: mesus]
in eight years
nine out of ten don’t have a clue
and i don’t know ’bout you
but listen, this is what i’d do

[chorus: calhoun, mesus]
if i was president
ain’t no burnin’ flags
they will always be flyin’, up in the wind
if i was president
ain’t no touchin’ kids
you gon’ die, but i bet they gon’ live
if i was president
veterans would smile
never have to look down, for what they did
if i was president
we would all unite
and be proud to be called americans

- adam calhoun mesus lyrics

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