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here comes the comedy - adam sandler lyrics

you’re down boy, no one around, boy
head in your hands and pain, so much pain
how can you ever be yourself again? where do you go now?
to get back your soul now?
do you stare at the ceiling and tune yourself out? or crawl in a bottle and never crawl out? you’re just searching and searching for the big takeaway how the h*ll did this happen?
you look up and pray for the smile, girl
it’s been a while, girl
you need a fix and you need it fast. how can you put all this sh*t in the past?
yeah, who’s gonna be the hero? to get you through the night. who’s gonna wrap their arms around you and make everything alright?
you know, it’s comedy

herе comes the comedy
got you smilin’ and gigglin’ likе you were a kid
didn’t think it could get ya, but it just f*ckin’ did
you’re laughin’ so hard as you feel the pain pass all because ace ventura just talked with his ass, yeah the comedy
there’s so much stress, kid, you’re such a mess, kid
if your first boyfriend dumps you through a text on the phone, or a note’s on the dresser, she ain’t coming home
when you’re down with a case of the gettin’*bullied blues, or holding their hand through the doctor’s bad news
you can do the pints of ice cream, or cry and cry in bed, or run away, or scream all day, or try this one instead:
try on the comedy

we all need the comedy
you were close to the edge then you gave it a chance
now you’re doing spit takes, and you’re p*ssing your pants
yeah, the pain and the heartbreak got knocked off its feet, all because all these bridesmaids just sh*t in the street
yeah, the comedy
nothing beats the comedy
yeah, actors can play dramatic
singers can k!ll a song
but comedians say, “f*ck you, sadness”
let’s laugh it off and move the f*ck on
so, thank you, abbott and costello
and leno on letterman
thank you, ruth buzzi’s pocketbook
and every scream from kinison
thank you, lucy for baking your bread
and spinal tap for going to 11

thank you, three stooges and jerry lewis
you made me happy since i was seven
thank you, marx brothers, and gleason on the bus
thanks to benny hill for smacking the old bald guy for us
thank you, carol burnett, george carlin, and sctv too
eddie murphy, my whole f*cking neighborhood wanted to be you
thank you, sanford and son, joan rivers, and the 2000 year old man
lily tomlin, david brenner, flip wilson and roseanne
thanks to billy, robin, and whoopi for showing comedy cares
thanks to peter sellers for falling down the stairs
rickles and goldie, steven wright and madeline kahn
aykroyd and belushi, the jerky boys, cheech and f*cking chong
airplane, stir crazy, the jerk, and easy*f*cking*money
animal house, and caddyshack, the kings of the funny
pee*wee, borat, powers, mean girls, the wayans and farrelly brothers
superbad, elf, hangover and those jackass motherf*ckers
thank you, chris rock

seinfeld and colin quinn
herlihy, jack, coraci, and apatow
barrymore and aniston
love you, buscemi and stiller
love you triumph and conie
spade, kj, meadows and schneider
will always be my homies
thank you, downey
thank you, lorne
thank you, farley
thank you, norm

they say jokes can stay funny forever
a good joke can stay funny forever
movies get older but the kids still get ’em
all the great laughs yeah, we’ll never forget ’em
that’s why i say
thank you
thank you
good night

- adam sandler lyrics

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