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the ballad of sandy claws - alex from tennessee lyrics

[intro]
mm mm, ha, ha ha
you’ve been locked and booked
sandy claws, on this christmas eve
now you can’t steal any more gifts this year
(oh, man)
what do you have to say for yourself?
(ba humbug, i don’t know)
what?
(ba humbug)
who put a nutcracker in there with him?
(i’m a nutcracker)
why is he playing the drums?
(wherever i go, music follows)
all of you inmates, i’ll keep you in here until
the new year if you encourage this behavior
(no, keep going, boys)
what is he doing? take cover!

[verse 1]
wherever i go, misery follows
they call me sandy claws
i’ve been thrown into the county jail
because i can’t stop stealing gifts
i mean, it’s not my fault
i just want to be santa
(oh, ho, ho, ho)
come on, everybody
[chorus]
he’ll sneak into your kitchen
gobble all that wine
grab a lil’ biscuit you can hear him
take a bite
cus’ he’s the real sandy claws
no one else could try
he flies all around the world
every single night
the man in red does it one time a year at most
(oh, ho, ho)
sandy claws knows his opps are toast
instead of bringing presents, he takes what he sees
replace your momma’s wedding dress with a frozen bag o’ peas

[verse 2]
i don’t mean to be a pain
(listen to those high notes)
i just want to see christmas day
preferably from the outside
and not where i’m incarcerated
(ho, ho, ho)

[chorus]
he’ll sneak into your kitchen
gobble all that wine
grab a lil’ biscuit you can hear him
take a bite
cus’ he’s the real sandy claws
no one else could try
he flies all around the world
every single night
the man in red does it one time a year at most
(oh, ho, ho)
sandy claws knows his opps are toast
instead of bringing presents, he takes what he sees
replace your momma’s wedding dress with a frozen bag o’ peas
he’ll sneak into your kitchen
gobble all that wine
grab a lil’ biscuit you can hear him
take a bite
cus’ he’s the real sandy claws
no one else could try
he flies all around the world
every single night
the man in red does it one time a year at most
(oh, ho, ho)
sandy claws knows his opps are toast
instead of bringing presents, he takes what he sees
replace your momma’s wedding dress with a frozen bag o’ peas

[outro]
no, let them out
(what?)
you heard me; let them all out
(ayo)
they’re free to go
merry christmas, everybody
(my song actually worked; i am the real santa!)

- alex from tennessee lyrics

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