call me - allan sherman lyrics
parody of “call me irresponsible” by frank sinatra,
from the movie “papa’s delicate condition”)
call me efrem zimbalist,
get me bobby kennedy,
then call dave ben-gurion, too.
then tell carol baker i’m home, now;
tell her mastroianni sends love from rome now.
then get hank mancini
and tell him fred fellini is waiting;
where the heck is the song?
order scotch and ice and then
ring up barbra streisand and
then set up a conference call
with sammy davis and charles de gaulle.
call me walter cronkite
and tell him nancy d-ckerson said
that david brinkley was wrong.
then get conrad hilton in bombay;
tell him tuesday night i want peaches flambe.
call chief justice warren
and tell him sophie loren is worried;
is she married or not?
then call arthur schlesinger;
no, no, send a messenger
with the saddest news of the bunch:
tell lady bird i’ll be late for lunch.
dial up liberace
and, while up, joe valachi
and tell him lucky sends his regards.
find out where on-ssis’ barge is;
call him, ship-to-sh-r-, and reverse the charges.
locate melvin belli
and tell mel one-eye felli was scratched
by princess margaret’s rose.
then call lollabrigida,
this week she’s in wichita,
and then, when you reach cary grant,
tell him i’d love to, but i just can’t.
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