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dungeon master's lament - amy vorpahl lyrics

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ok guys let’s go, shut up, come on, ok it’s time to start
now who needs a pencil? everyone? fine, here you go!
you should have leveled up your characters * how come you didn’t?
do you even want to go on this adventure or no?

[chorus:]
the dm’s lament! the dungeon master’s affliction!
resigned to the fate that i’m my friends’ referee
and their chaperone and mother! no, i didn’t ask for this!
but who else will take care of these adult babies?

arе we ready? not quite yеt, come on you guys, that d*ck joke
wasn’t all that funny, no you don’t need more pizz * a
don’t look over at my notes, now why are people standing?
i don’t think you understand i’ve worked on this for weeks!

[chorus:]
the dm’s lament! the dungeon master’s affliction!
resigned to the fate that i’m my friends’ referee
and their chaperone and mother! no, i didn’t ask for this!
but who else will take care of these adult babies?

the players are the most important part of my games
it’s more fun when they go their own way
usually i’m down to roll with the punches
but today is not that day
it’s like . . . you guys all have each other and i just have

the dm’s lament! the dungeon master’s affliction!
resigned to the fate that i’m my friends’ referee

let’s do this

you’re at the bottom of the dungeon * where the h*ll is randy?
i built all the encounters for a party of five
no, you cannot roll for s*x * is anybody listening?
f*ck it, a tarrasque shows up, and everybody dies

that’s right! you’re dead and you’re dead! you’re all dead! oh yeah, especially you, randy. you’re definitely dead! roll a level one . .

- amy vorpahl lyrics

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