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the lidl song - andy conway lyrics

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i’ve been shopping in dunnes stores now all me life
but suddenly walks in my lovely wife
we haven’t got a drop of milk now
and the rent man’s on his way
i got me hair washed, cut and blow dried
so we’ve no funds left for today

we’ll go to lidl, lidl, whatever the f-ck its called
we’ll go to lidl, lidl, the prices say it all
i got a pair of shoes an anorak scuba gear
chicken nuggets, satellite t.v
i got the whole back garden decked out for 14.43
i forgot the milk, she’ll f-cking k!ll me

every month the magazine come out
from camping gear to brand new german stout
me mother won’t touch the meat
she thinks its odd and the farther’s wearing lycra
just to walk the f-cking dog

we’ll go to lidl, lidl, whatever the f-ck its called
we’ll go to lidl, lidl, the prices say it all
i got a lawnmower, volleyball laptop dartboard
a box of hitler tea, i have the christmas f-cking sorted
with enofe for j.r.b’s, i forgot the milk

now me shopping’s less than 20 quid
cheap auld mars bars take up half the fridge
the tayto’s still cr-p, we’ll forgive them for that
the vodka almost k!lls you with a sip

we’ll go to lidl, lidl, whatever the f-ck its called
we’ll go to lidl, lidl, the prices say it all
i got weighing scales, beach towel, head torch
and a foot spa for herself
i got a little german midget to come home and wash the delf
i forgot the milk, i forgot the milk, cheers

- andy conway lyrics

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