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the truth beneath the dough - apprentice bards lyrics

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normally i waste my time with punishing sinners,
but sometimes i need some rest, from tearing the souls out of these pests

then i take out grandmas old recipe,
some flour and fruits and other things you need for…

baking a pie
satan’s baking one h-llish piece’o’pie

so i stand here preparing the dough,
mixing eggs, flour, and milk and the other goods,
as i’m doing this,
i whistle a song as i’m:

baking a pie
satan’s baking one h-llish piece’o’pie

because of the fact that it’s to d-mn hot down here,
i ask my good pal god to let the pie cool down in heaven,
but as i come back to claim my masterpiece,
an angel has eaten it all.

eaten the pie,
some d-mn angel has eaten my pie

in a little flow of anger, i destroyed heaven and the earth,
they called it armageddon – i called it “reimburs-m-nt”,
now i got some time for my favourite hobby:

baking a pie
satan’s baking one h-llish piece’o’pie

now as i stood there – in mood for baking,
i had to realise – all eggs are gone,
nevermind, take a chicken i thought,
but i had killed them all:
now i have no more ingredients for:
… but that’s another story

- apprentice bards lyrics

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