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disbelief on trial (again) - arseless chaps lyrics

[intro: tony martin]
you’re really starting to sh*t me, your honor
you’re really starting to sh*t me, your honor
you’re really starting to sh*t me, your honor
you’re really starting to sh*t me, your honor
you’re really starting to sh*t me, your honor

[verse 1: damian cowell & tony martin]
disbelief’s on trial again
the judge reeked condescension
this recidivist we must condemn
to immediate suspension
(you’re really starting to sh*t me, your honor)
disbelief stood in the dock
(you’re really starting to sh*t me, your honor)
looked at the judge, no tug of forelock
and said

[chorus: damian cowell & tony martin]
with respect
(with respect, with respect, with respect)
get f*cked, your honor
with respect
(with respect, with respect, with respect)
get f*cked
[verse 2: damian cowell & tony martin]
qc stacy farquhar*lacey
waving disbelief’s brief
your honor’s argument is far too hasty
let me bring it into sharp relief

my client guards the entry rope
to horrors we cannot know
reality, fake news, false hope
or worse still, gwyneth paltrow
(you’re really starting to sh*t me, your honor)
farquhar*lacey’s oratory rocks
(you’re really starting to sh*t me, your honor)
disbelief chops him off at the socks
and says

[chorus: damian cowell & tony martin]
with respect
(with respect, with respect, with respect)
get f*cked, your honor
with respect
(with respect, with respect, with respect)
get f*cked, your honor
with respect
(with respect, with respect, with respect)
get f*cked
[rant 1: tony martin]
it’s all bullsh*t right
just get onto the dark web, it’s really easy right
just type in chemtrails right
they’ve all had the f*ckin jab mate, right, they’ve all had the jab
elon musk knows, right, spell his name backwards, type into the dark web
look up the chemtrails and then ask yourself
what the f*ck’s goin on
do your own research

[verse 3: damian cowell & tony martin]
the judge said i understand of course
you were the pillar of critical argument
now you’ve become a trojan horse
for the age of de*enlightenment

an iq shedding, science skewering, crackpot betting festivus
superspreading pestilence, ruining skepticism for the rest of us
(you’re really starting to sh*t me, your honor)
disbelief used to be so reasoned
as they let him off he was screaming treason

[rant 2: tony martin]
it’s all bullsh*t right
they’ve all had the jab right they’ve all f*ckin’ had it
you get onto the dark web and type in chemtrails and fauci
and ask elon, you can go onto x and ask elon musk anything, and he’ll f*ckin’ tell you right
he knows what’s going on with the illuminati
i’m telling you mate do your own f*ckin’ research
[outro: damian cowell]
and so the case ended
disbelief was suspended

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