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meatphone - automatic meat recovery lyrics

dial in this number and you’re in for a surprise
meat injection to the brain, dripping from nose and eyes
1*800*m*e*a*t ** right now
if you grab that receiver, you’ll get blasted in the ear with ground up cow

don’t touch that phone
don’t pick up that phone
don’t touch that phone
don’t pick up that f*cking phone

“you gotta be f*ckin’ kiddin me, motherf*cker. so i’m callin’ aaa, right? alright, so maybe i shouldn’ta been drivin’ … but all the same some f*cking slimy sh*t comes sprayin’ outta my phone. swear to god, it’s f*cking ground beef. what the f*ck, motherf*cker? next thing you know, tow truck pulls up, dude’s tellin’ me ’bout his job and sh*t … he’s like, ‘well, a job’s a f*ckin’ job’. and next thing you f*ckin’ know, motherf*cker? dumps a dead f*ckin’ cow on my truck. swear to f*ckin’ god, motherf*cker. sh*t like this usually doesn’t happen till wednesday.”

- automatic meat recovery lyrics

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