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conference hotel - av boyz lyrics

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[verse 1]
on departure, i’m turning away
gear’s in the well, everything is swell, i’m on my way
but suddenly i get a warning flash
and my stomach drops into my ass
i check the engine, it’s alright
but i see i got a flight control light

got a mile*long mfl list
i don’t see any of this in the checklist
jet’s getting hard to fly well
i think it’s time for a conference hotel

[chorus]
hey sof, it’s me, your boy number 2
i’m flying up here with a big issue
get the nerds on the line, i need to know
if i can land this jet, ’cause i’m close to bingo

[verse 2]
we get lockheed on the linе in record time
i start explaining to thеm why things aren’t fine
i got the stick full right with the field in sight
but it takes mil power to keep her upright

they ask me what i know about the flight computer
i say i don’t know man, do i need to reboot her?
the engineer comes back and says he has no clue
talks in binary code and it sounds like r2d2
i told this dude i need him to talk pilot to me
before i crash this thing into the next field i see
i need someone to translate, get the patch here right away
to tell me how to land this the right way

[chorus]
hey sof, it’s me, your boy number 2
i’m flying up here with a big issue
get the patch on the line, i need to know
what this engineer is saying about flying slow

[verse 3]
the patch gets on and gives me a fright
says i’m close to departing controlled flight
but the engineer comes back, he’s on the attack
tells the patch he’s wrong and he should just sit back

i thought to myself “oh no here comes a cat fight”
about how i can keep my jet upright
why are these two arguing with great insistence
about aerodynamic departure resistance

i finally lose my patience and get on the h*rn
tell these two to shut up with the greatest scorn
i don’t care about software
i’m running out of gas, aren’t you assh0l*s aware?
[chorus]
hey sof, it’s me, your boy number 2
i’m flying up here with a big issue
get the og on the line, i need to know
if i can just punch out, ’cause landing is a no*go

[verse 4]
the og leaves his meeting after 20 minutes
says “son, this situation is past my limits
you can’t eject, you can’t forget
i can’t have this on record, i’m an o*6 elect”

so i go down final, say a prayer i can land
got three voices on the radio trying to grandstand
turn the volume down because i can’t think
but they get on guard, message me on link

i can’t do this anymore man, it’s not worth my time
so i climb it up and start to unwind
my fuel is zero, they tried to be heroes
so i pull my handle when the vvi hits zero

[chorus]
hey sof, it’s me, your boy number 2
i’m coming down in a parachute
evacuate the place ’cause the jet is coming down
on top of the ops building ’cause you guys are all clowns

- av boyz lyrics

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