when i hang around my house,
i do it theatrically, is somebody watching me?
hey, oh it’s you,
you scared the cr-p outta me, why are yo filming me?
don’t you know i hate it when you sneak up on me like that,
i was just about to crack you in the head with this bat,
so now, i’m gonna read a book, and give you a dirty look,
just let me read my book, god!
i like to dress up like a fabulous clown,
do you like my hair up or does it look better down,
when it’s emo like this i look japanese,
i look like zoolander now. hey!
why are you filming me, i’m using the lavatory,
doing a number 3!
hey, by the way, did you pay the cable bill?
it was on the windowsill
you’re hot but your dumber than a shoe,
i’m singing about a dude, but they wont let me show the dude hey!
because parents were outraged when i was only ama’s,
but they seemed to be ok with lady gaga’s vajayjay!
it’s totally cool when two chicks make out,
everyone is amused,
i just put my crotch in my dancers face and it got on the news,
that doesn’t make sense to me,
ow i just hit my knee,
why are you filming me?
stop laghing at me!
why are you filming me!