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lirik lagu assistant principal’s big day – adam sandler

[speaking through a microphone]
“good morning students and faculty, if i could have your attention
please. as you may, or may not know, princ-p-l cambell will not be here
for the rest of the week due to a throat infection. leaving me,
-ssistant princ-p-l dunbar, as the school’s lone administrator for the
next few days.”

“though the policies set forth by princ-p-l cambell will remain the
same, there will be some additional regulations you must also follow.”

“number one – smoking outside the administration building will only be
allowed during lunch periods.”

“number two – the girls’ showering facilities will be moved from the
locker room into my inner office where i can watch the girls wash their
br–sts and b-ttocks while i play with myself.”

“number three – while showering, none of the girls will be allowed to
snicker or laugh at the size of my genitalia. eye contact with me is
also prohibited.”

“number four – girls are encouraged to wash each other freely as i build
towards -rg-sm.”

“number five – while i am -j-c-l-ting, the boys gymnastic team must
undress each other spread eagle in front of me and satify each other
orally until i have completed -j-c-l-ting.”

“finally, rule number six – any student caught writing grafitti or
defacing school property will be automatically suspended, unless they
are masturbating.”

“if you have any questions about these new regulations, i will be in my
office spanking it with a thumb up my -ss.”

“good day”

- kumpulan lirik lagu adam sandler