
i will be a skid dad - b.a.johnston lyrics
wearing cut off jean shorts
or maybe a tracksuit
driving to the school
in my chevy nova
between my legs is a super big gulp cup of coca*cola
i may be a skid but my kids don’t drink coca*cola
they’ll drink lemonade
[chorus]
for you i’d be a skid*ly dad
cuz you are so cute
you knock me off my ten speed
and i smash my six*pack
for you i’d be a skid*ly dad
cuz you are so beautiful
you take my breath away
sat*rday afternoons
watching wrestling vhs
teaching my kids the iron sheik’s finishing move the camel clutch
cuz i know in my mind
my kids will be able soon to beat my weak ass
so i better slap them in the camel clutch while i still can
[chorus]
for you i’d be a skid*ly dad
cuz you are so cute
i fall off my ten speed
and smash my six*pack
for you i’d be a skid*ly dad
cuz you are so beautiful
you take my breath away
until i am declared legally dead
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