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my last shift at timmies - b.a.johnston lyrics

i was working a double shift, i was selling those timbits
i was selling the timbits ’cause sh*tty mike had called in sick
was already a long day when this guy came in and ordered a blt
right after when he was done eating it came over and said it was microwaved incorrectly
he’s yelling he’s spitting he’s screaming, he’s calling me names
next thing you know i snapped, i become a hurricane

i’ve had enough of working at a timmies, working at a timmies, working at a tim’s
i’ve had enough of working at a timmies, f*ck this tеmple to mediocrity

i threw a timbit, hit him in thе face, it was a fritter so you know the timbit had some weight
hopped the counter like tim hortons off the boards, and i jersey’d a customer and i show him the door
a couple temporary foreign workers applaud, if the owner heard that they’d be fired, lose their jobs
i’ve had enough of working at a timmies, working at a timmies, working at a tim’s
i’ve had enough of working at a timmies, f*ck this temple to mediocrity

i hop up on the counter
i clear my throat
i say tim horton’s patrons, a couple things that you should know
the reason the donuts taste like this is we don’t bake them here they are frozen and shipped
the coffee cups you see littered on the highway, they’re not recyclable they go in the garbage bin
brought to you by a brazilian multinational corporation pretending to be canadian

i’ve had enough of working at a timmies, working at a timmies, working at a tim’s
i’ve had enough of working at a timmies, f*ck this temple to mediocrity

the tim horton’s customers they don’t care, in fact they don’t look up from their bad coffee
so i hop off the counter and i know i am one with my destiny
i take my uniform off put it in a log cabin shape and i light it on fire
and i feed it some non*recyclable coffee cups and watch the flames grow higher and higher
customers notice now
they’re all running and screaming
soon it’s just me inside the tim horton’s and i am dancing and i am singing

i’ve had enough of working at a timmies, working at a timmies, working at a tim’s
i’ve had enough of working at a timmies, f*ck this temple to mediocrity

f*ck this temple to mediocrity

- b a johnston lyrics

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