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hey st. peter - bad examples lyrics

i pulled into memphis, i could not slow down
my brakes were gone, i wrecked the car…fire on the ground
then my car exploded and the flames licked my chin
and my life flashed before my eyes like an x-rated film
like a poison arrow my soul shot through the sky
landed there at heaven’s gate, much to my surprise
and an angel with a halo walked up and said, “hey, dude!
welcome to heaven…we’ve got this gl-ss of milk for you.”
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i said, “hey st. peter, won’t you open up your gate…
i hear the devil calling, now please don’t make me late.
he’s got loud guitars, alcohol, cheap jamaican wh-r-s…
i don’t want to stay in heaven no more.”

well, satan came a-running, said, “hey, that boy is mine!”
he had a john hiatt t-shirt and trouble in his eye
then the devil on cloud 7 and st. peter on cloud 4
played a hand of poker, and the winner gets my soul

chorus

well the last thing i remember, satan held two jacks
and i woke up in the back of a memphis ambulance
and i do not know for certain which cards st. peter held
so i’m breaking all ten commandments to make sure i go to h-ll

chorus

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